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A fat suit is a suit an average-sized person wears to appear fat. A fat suit is not a suit for a fat person. If a fat person were to try to put on a fat suit he or she would probably end up having a bad day.
There is only one difference between men and women.
Studies show that taking a shower and changing your shirt are equally as effective. I performed the studies. No animals were harmed. Or even used in the studies. What kind of scientist do you take me for?
Doctors who recommend two glasses of wine every day for a person's health are commonly perceived as good doctors.
There is an old children's rhyme that goes "Eeny meeny miny moe / catch a tiger by his toe / If he hollers let him go ..." I just want to say that catching a tiger by its toe is ridiculously challenging, I am not just going to let it go because it complains a little bit. My point is that the government probably writes nursery rhymes, ergo we shouldn't trust the government, and that is why I don't like paying taxes.
Also, in Britain, it is common for the children to say 'chicken' instead of 'tiger.' Wimps.
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