The Autoblog (part two: the first update)

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Today is [Satur, Dec, 09]. I am fine.
I initiated my daily routines as usual. Then, my [Recycle Bin] didn't function according to plan, and [corrupted data] got everywhere! If my friends, family, possible significant other, possible children, or acquaintances that happen to lodge in my home for the night due to unusual circumstances had seen it, it would have been very embarrassing! Later, on my drive to work, I saw a [>dictonaryEng.exe cannot find dictionaryEng.dat file] on the [!This program has performed a serious error and must terminate immediately!]

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> Today is [Mon, Jan, 98]. I am fine. I initiated my daily routines as usual. Then, my [jJim s a fruit!] didn't function according to plan, and [jims fatt mom!!1!] got everywhere!
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> Later, on my drive to work, I saw a [Brian, I swear if you don't take this project seriously it'll be forever before we finish. I don't want to live in my parents basement for another decade! Moreover, my Mom, Frank and I don't want you living in our basement for another ten years. I swear if I even know you in 2008 I can't imagine what I'll [>Critical update available! Please download {LZUser1.2} immediately!]] road! Ill have doubles developed so i can mail you the pics!
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