Everyone knows that no one knows everything. Nevertheless, some people still believe they do because they always win Trivial Pursuit. Scientists solved this problem by developing the test for a person's Intelligence Quotient, which allows these annoying braggarts to know how dumb they are.
The following is a real IQ test that I am going to make up as I write this blog. Go ahead and test your intelligence. You might learn something that you already knew!
How to take this test:
Take as much time as you need. On a separate piece of paper write down your answers and when you have completed the test, bring that paper to my desk. Good luck finding my desk. You will not be penalized for attempting an answer, unless you get it wrong. If you don't know where to find my desk, and someone asks you how you did on this IQ test, you are going to have to make up your score. I recommend asking him "What do you think I got?" and then adding about 10 points to whatever he says, so it is believable and you seem smarter than he thinks. Or just say 115. That's safe.
Good Luck!
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